1) No way to get Santa Claus' close-up
It's now or never. Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! Ho!
2) Nevertheless no one's gives it up. Oh.
Just hear the groans. Uh, uh, oh, oh.
3) No one's home at North Pole, please hang up. Ho!
Lay off, beggars! All you grabbers, all you grabbers.
4) The sled got involved in a smash-up, gosh!
Comes the reaper. Sadder, sadder, sadder.
*) Praise Lord. Does the candle still shimmer? Ha-ha-ha
Countdown. May Christmas time get shattered? Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho. Ho!
Bridge) Have you seen the snow? Says the radio.
Then silence wolf down the dance floor (wolf down the dance floor, wolf down the dance floor)
RIT> Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Once more, who's gonna sing your song now? Wo-oh-oh
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All us children far from heaven. Woah-Woah-ho
5) With whom did you fail to set me up?
The idea was clever, but holy moly! Holy moly!
6) Ain't no lullaby to feel the lack of
All is ice-cold. Uh, uh, oh, oh.
7) Wish I really could prevent the hijack. Ho!
Please have mercy! Mother nature, mother nature.
8) Still no trace of Santa Claus' red hat, gosh!
Only jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber
*) Praise Lord, may this Christmas be better. Ha-ha-ha
Run-down, doctor says it's the bladder. Hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho. Ho!
Bridge) You and your funny nose. Clap in stereo
Christmas time won't knock at my door (won't knock at my door, won't knock at my door)
RIT> Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
No clue about the Christmas I knew. Wo-oh-oh
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All the pilgrims are molesters. Wo-oh, wo-oh. No, no!
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Left with no sound, chord upside down. Not to be sung, to be sung, to be sung. Oh-oh!
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Dumb little sound, muted surround. Bells won't ring this Christmas time.
(coro: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All the angels stay in heaven)
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Late. Late. Late for carols. Late. Late. Late for carols
Late.