1) Face down off the wall. Darker we grow the long shadows who fear what glows
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
Though still strongly drawn. We just can't let it flow. Wo-wo-wo-oh
2) Fuck that goodness foe. Where was the world when we waited for Santa Claus?
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
That fat man's renown. It's someway unprovoked. Wo-wo-wo-oh

*) Why malls, lights and cheerful kids? Is fun, happiness not needed?
Someone still sobs at home
(CORO: Why keeping those lights on the tombstone? Ho-ho-ho-ho!)
It hurts when you're left alone. Again, another Thanksgiving.
Wrapped in a bow all remains of the heart, will stay unboxed
(CORO: Hurt, 'cause no one wants your heart-shaped box. Ho-ho-ho-ho!)

Bridge) Here we are lurking in the dark
Such malign angry neighbours
That's enough, years in bitterness, time has come for hatred
Declaring war to fans of Santa Claus!

RIT) Here come the Christmas Haters
We got incorporated

3) Naive morons, you've been all identified. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Carols' monster, bet your mock jingle hum gonna be the last. Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
4) Trees met mowers. Candy canes got nibbled down. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Game's not over 'til all smiles will look like the one of a clown. Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho

*) Life's just a matter of dislike as all the people should know. Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho
Chimes will be your ultimate crime. This is our company's prime. Wo-oh-oh-oh

Bridge) Here we are lurking in the dark
Your malign angry neighbours
That's enough, years in bitterness, time has come for hatred
No more cardboards, may all gifts be ignored!

RIT) We're called the Christmas Haters
Still got incorporated (come on come on)
It's not just a caper (uh-uhhhh)
Deep down an hateful crater (come on, come on)
How bizarre! Christmas Haters!
Uhhhh, I don't know where's the pacer!
Christmas carols fade down, down, down
Nothing's faker! Ho-ho.

RIT MINOR) Join us, the Christmas haters
Worldwide replicated
Venom more than sacred
This glee made us jaded